Douche Chills

Awful.

It could be cool in the right hands. These are the wrong hands.

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Fleetwood Mac have made so much great music that you might think that they are not able to have a douche-chilling moment, you would be wrong. The 80’s brought some horrible shit out of the best of them and when Lindsey Buckingham left the Mac in 1987 and he was replaced by Billy Burnette and Rick Vito, things got wierd. It wasn’t Billy and Rick that were the problem though, it was Mick Fleetwood! Mick apparently didn’t have any friends around that were kind enough to tell him that doing a drum solo on a suit made out of electronic drum pads was incredibly stupid.

Wait for the 3:50 mark for things to get happening, when they do, you’ll know. Even Peter Green thinks this shit is nuts.

Is it the hair? The sunglasses on the back of the head? I don’t know but I get serious douche chills every time I see Guy Fieri on Food Network.

I think that youjustmademylist.com sums Guy up nicely.

It’s not just the awful prom outfits that gives the chill. It’s just fucking everything.

as seen on Sorry I Missed Your Party

Karaoke is fun. Karaoke alone in your house on a webcam is totally different. Sprinkle in some Bon Jovi and you have just created the magic recipe for a douche chill.

Finally found a good one for my first post. This fucking tool doing the weather before the Red Sox game tonight. Like that baseball lingo do ya? DIE!!!! Are you REALLY going to watch this game? Are ya? Click more to watch the video.
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