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	<description>Invoked from being in the presence of a douche bag.</description>
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		<title>It got worse &#8211; Microsoft Launch Party Video</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/09/it-got-worse-microsoft-launch-party-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t think it could get any worse than the Microsoft Songsmith video.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t think it could get any worse than the <a href="http://douchechills.net/2009/01/microsoft-songsmith/">Microsoft Songsmith video</a>.<br />
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		<title>Guido Beach</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/05/guido-beach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<title>Flirting With Magic</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/03/flirting-with-magic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:38:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Oak Furniture</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/02/oak-furniture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bicycle Safety</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/01/bicycle-safety/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<title>Without You &#8211; Mark Gormley</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/01/without-you-mark-gormley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<title>Microsoft Songsmith</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2009/01/microsoft-songsmith/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find it hard to even believe that this is a real commercial from a company as large as Microsoft. The ad agency responsible has to be comprised of a group of children&#8217;s television producers who lost their jobs because even they were too corny for children.
Here&#8217;s the Microsoft Songsmith. Enjoy

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find it hard to even believe that this is a real commercial from a company as large as Microsoft. The ad agency responsible has to be comprised of a group of children&#8217;s television producers who lost their jobs because even they were too corny for children.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the Microsoft Songsmith. Enjoy</p>
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		<title>Southern Hillary</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2008/11/southern-hillary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awful.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awful.</p>
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		<title>inventors as musicians</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2008/10/inventors-as-musicians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douche Chill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It could be cool in the right hands. These are the wrong hands.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It could be cool in the right hands. These are the wrong hands.</p>
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<p><span id="more-46"></span>The Up Your Butt With A Coconut remix is awesome.</p>
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		<title>Dr. Pepper in the 70&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://douchechills.net/2008/10/dr-pepper-in-the-70s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commercials are an endless source of chill inducing material. This is a 1970&#8217;s ad for Dr. Pepper. The idea here is that if you dance around in tight pants, singing songs about soda, it will make you thirst for that soda. 



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