Douche Chills

Fleetwood Mac have made so much great music that you might think that they are not able to have a douche-chilling moment, you would be wrong. The 80’s brought some horrible shit out of the best of them and when Lindsey Buckingham left the Mac in 1987 and he was replaced by Billy Burnette and Rick Vito, things got wierd. It wasn’t Billy and Rick that were the problem though, it was Mick Fleetwood! Mick apparently didn’t have any friends around that were kind enough to tell him that doing a drum solo on a suit made out of electronic drum pads was incredibly stupid.

Wait for the 3:50 mark for things to get happening, when they do, you’ll know. Even Peter Green thinks this shit is nuts.

Is it the hair? The sunglasses on the back of the head? I don’t know but I get serious douche chills every time I see Guy Fieri on Food Network.

I think that youjustmademylist.com sums Guy up nicely.

Godfather pointed out the incredibly awful “Hold The Line” commercial a while back. If you thought that it couldn’t get any worse than that, you were very wrong. Hold The Line was an installment in a trilogy of douche chill inducing commericals that Mohegan Sun Casino released.

Here they are, all three of them. If the agency that produced these is out there reading. Have some self respect and just say NO. I know you can’t possibly think these are a good idea and some genius at Mohegan is forcing you to produce these.

Superfreak

It’s a very special place
The kind you want to share with others
We really are impressed with the hotel rooms
And they’re very hard to please
Yes I am 
The party’s getting started
At Mohegan Sun
Everyone’s invited 
Everyone use sun 
Mohegan Sun
Mohegan Sun

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My Sharona

We’re at Mohegan Sun, having fun 
playing all the games in the big casinos 
But there’s so much more to do 
Get some food, play a round of golf 
or grab a cappuccino 
Now we’re gonna shop til we drop 
Then we’ll hit the spa 
Maybe catch a show before we go 
We never want to say goodbye 
My Mohegan 

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Hold The Line

Is it in the way they hold the door 
Is it in the way they say hello 
Is it in the way that treat you like friends 
Is it in the way they look or the things that they say and they do 
At the Sun 
That’s just the way that things are done

It’s not just the awful prom outfits that gives the chill. It’s just fucking everything.

as seen on Sorry I Missed Your Party

This is a hilarious short. Check out their merchandise!

www.districtlines.com/My-New-Haircut

Quite possibly, the most douche chill inducing commercial ever.

Karaoke is fun. Karaoke alone in your house on a webcam is totally different. Sprinkle in some Bon Jovi and you have just created the magic recipe for a douche chill.

Finally found a good one for my first post. This fucking tool doing the weather before the Red Sox game tonight. Like that baseball lingo do ya? DIE!!!! Are you REALLY going to watch this game? Are ya? Click more to watch the video.
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