Sep
Godfather pointed out the incredibly awful “Hold The Line” commercial a while back. If you thought that it couldn’t get any worse than that, you were very wrong. Hold The Line was an installment in a trilogy of douche chill inducing commericals that Mohegan Sun Casino released.
Here they are, all three of them. If the agency that produced these is out there reading. Have some self respect and just say NO. I know you can’t possibly think these are a good idea and some genius at Mohegan is forcing you to produce these.
Superfreak
It’s a very special place
The kind you want to share with others
We really are impressed with the hotel rooms
And they’re very hard to please
Yes I am
The party’s getting started
At Mohegan Sun
Everyone’s invited
Everyone use sun
Mohegan Sun
Mohegan Sun
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My Sharona
We’re at Mohegan Sun, having fun
playing all the games in the big casinos
But there’s so much more to do
Get some food, play a round of golf
or grab a cappuccino
Now we’re gonna shop til we drop
Then we’ll hit the spa
Maybe catch a show before we go
We never want to say goodbye
My Mohegan
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Hold The Line
Is it in the way they hold the door
Is it in the way they say hello
Is it in the way that treat you like friends
Is it in the way they look or the things that they say and they do
At the Sun
That’s just the way that things are done